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Bad Phone Sex Bad Phone Sex

Rated 5 / 5 stars

holy crap

shit dude, i support motionless animations...eh eh e

Calvin and Hobbes Tribute Calvin and Hobbes Tribute

Rated 5 / 5 stars

you are a good man

i love calvin and hobbes, and this was very well done

Mikey's Comeback! Mikey's Comeback!

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

sadly as a child, i was like mikey

i had a mullet at least i know his pain, and obviously you do to, join me in a chant

" fear the mullet
fear fear
fear the mullet"

The Coming War The Coming War

Rated 3 / 5 stars


ok i give you credit for saying something that isnt "go us o a!!!" "go land of the free" mostly because we arent FREE in every meaning of the word we are held back by redtrictions to protect our natuaral rights and the natural rights of others, we have laws that limit our freedom, mostly for our own good dont take me wrong, but dont be dissapointed in your low scores, not many of the people on newgrounds can really grasp the concepts behind our nation, its principals and interactions with the rest of the world, im sure most people on here dont understand the gulf war or its sequel, as the onion has recently proclaimed
make it prettyer to look at and to watch, smoother and all that, and all of these thirteen year old idiots nothing to complain about.

Die Lemmings Die Die Lemmings Die

Rated 1 / 5 stars

i love that game

there is something so off about it, it always made me think, yes it did, and oddly it reminds me of cooroperate america

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LOL i hope i brought back some wierd memories LOL

Vader meets Luke Vader meets Luke

Rated 1 / 5 stars


i gave you a two for using a word that showed some creativity in an otherwise barren plain. or in english, try and be creative, and not just make a crappy short with a dumb joke. but then everyones humor is differant...but humor is just unttelligence right? understanding the joke shows you know something well enough to look down apon it and bark. why do i write these reveiws? i always end up contradicting myself in some way...try harder is all im saying.

Change Change

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

that depressed me

human natures nothing to be proud of...but it isnt something we dont all know about, it is our nature...and who needs their own shit stuffed in their faces all of the time?

CI3 trailer CI3 trailer

Rated 5 / 5 stars


it was a game, and as games should be it was challenging. great job. keep makeing them...please?

Rubbers Rubbers

Rated 5 / 5 stars

wow, a moment stolen from my life

i cant count the times thats happend to me...great loved it...hahaha, great music too, its what comes to mind when you think of sex...hahaha...

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Headache Headache

Rated 5 / 5 stars

wow, that was great...

it could have been better...(preloader) and the aninmation(the blue guys body(cookie monster?) could have been better, i loved it though